I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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