Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Found the puke drawer
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
