But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
vagina is talking i cant
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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