just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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