Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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