Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Randomize
