I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
this boner is exhausting
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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