I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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