If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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