Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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