You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize
