OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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