Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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