2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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