I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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