bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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