you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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