It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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