We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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