so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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