i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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