normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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