is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
it was like eating out sand paper
this boner is exhausting
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
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