But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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