We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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