if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
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