we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
