My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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