I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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