He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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