just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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