We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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