I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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