operation harelip BJ is a go
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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