my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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