Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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