But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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