when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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