you traded sex for a burrito?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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