he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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