nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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