I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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