jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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