playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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