he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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