UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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