Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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