I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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