It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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