Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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