i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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