Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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