when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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