Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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